Whistler I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!
Played by Kris Kristofferson 
Blade (1998) · 54 quotes
Blade (1998) · 54 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Blade (1998): in 8 of its 54 quotes
Most scenes with: Blade (2), Dr. Karen Jenson (2)
Had a family once. Wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin' one evenin'. Vampire. He toyed with 'em first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.
More lines from Whistler
3 quotes Whistler Whistler Catch you ****ers at a bad time?
Whistler Vampires: Hominus nocturna.
Scenes with Whistler
4 scenes
So what do you use? Stakes? Crosses?
Whistler Crosses don't do squat.
Hola, amigo! [Mercury destroys Blade's UV light] Do you remember me?
[Blade fights Quinn's guards and is quickly defeated. One of them takes his sword]
Well, well, well. You took my arm, man. Remember? But it's cool. [Takes off his glove, showing his burnt new left arm] I got a new one. [Starts laughing] Think I'll ever play piano again? [Motions as if he were playing a piano] You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn-man just keeps on comin'!
Crease [Holding Blade's sword]
Check it out! I've... got his pigsticker!!
[Blade grins as the sword explodes in Crease's hand, much to the amusement of everyone else, including Crease himself]
You're a **** up, Crease! [Imitates him] "I got his pigsticker!" Oh, man. You're just full of surprises, ain't you chief? [Punches Blade several times] Stay with me, sweetness. 'Cause I'm not through with you yet. Oh, lookie here. [he removes a silver stake from Blade's holster] Silver. Must have cost you a pretty penny, huh? Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one. [he stabs the stake into Blade's shoulder] Actually, if you want to get technical, Blade... [lifts another stake] I owe you two.
I'm expecting company.
Whistler [Quinn looks closer, and sees the radio piece in Blade's ear, which is chattering. The wall explodes behind them]
Catch you ****ers at a bad time?
Why do you hunt them?
Whistler I had a family once - wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin' one evenin'. A vampire. He toyed with them first. Tried to make me decide what order they'd die in.
Whistler Frost took her. Listen to me. The disk. We decoded it. Frost is tryin' to trigger a ****in' vampire apocalypse. There's some kind of... vampire god he's trying to resurrect.
La Magra.
Whistler You're the key. He needs your blood. The blood of the Daywalker. You're the chosen one. Listen to me, Blade. You can't go after him.
Bullshit.
Whistler If Frost gets his hands on you, it's all over. There'll be armies of the mother****ers. [Blade wipes one of his wounds] Shit. You're going to have to finish me off. Don't want me comin' back.
We can treat the wounds.
Whistler It's too far gone. You know that. Give me your gun.
No.
Whistler Give me the goddamn gun. [Blade reluctantly hands him the gun] Now walk away, you stupid son of a bitch. [Blade doesn't move] Walk the **** away.
[Blade walks away. A gunshot is heard as he does]
