Captain Steele
(Troops are having an impromptu barbecue with a wild boar killed by Hoot.)
Sergeant, what's going on here?
Hoot
Oh, just some aerial target practice, sir. Didn't want to leave it behind.
Steele
I'm talking about your weapon. Delta or no Delta, that's a hot weapon. You know better than that. Your safety should be on at all times on base.
Hoot (holding up his index finger): Well, this is my safety, sir.

