Albert Goldman
Armand Goldman, you old so-and-so! How 'bout those Dolphins! ... Screaming queen?
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Louise Keeley Oh, what interesting china. It looks like young men playing leapfrog.
Armand Why are you giving him drugs? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Agador It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
Armand My God, what a brilliant idea!
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Armand Val's fiancée is coming tonight with her parents, and we thought... we thought it would be better if you weren't here.
Albert I see... I see.
Val It's just for tonight.
Albert I understand, it's just while people are here.
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