A character in Big Hero 6 (2014)

Wasabi quotes from Big Hero 6 (2014)

Wasabi
Voiced by Damon Wayans Jr. Big Hero 6 (2014) · 86 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Big Hero 6 (2014): in 15 of its 86 quotes
Most scenes with: Hiro Hamada (5), Fred (5), Honey Lemon (5)

A line from Wasabi

Fred, I will laser hand you in the face!

More lines from Wasabi

6 quotes
Wasabi
[When Yokai throws a pile of junk at him and the others, Wasabi squeals in a high-pitched voice in fear]

OH MY GOSH! Oh, no! [He then realizes that he's not dead and Baymax is holding back the junk]

Wasabi

If I wasn't just attacked by a guy in a kabuki mask, I think this would be the weirdest thing I've seen today.

Wasabi
[Confronting Yokai]

Heyǃ Uh, you wanna dance, masked man?

Wasabi
[Attacking towers of Microbots with his laser arms]

Ha-ha! These are green blades of fury!

Scenes with Wasabi

8 scenes
[Wasabi shows Hiro his very organized table of tools.] [Sarcastically]

Wow. How do you find anything in this mess?

Wasabi

I have a system. There's a place for every thing, everything in its place.

[Suddenly grabs a wrench, messing up Wasabi's "system"]

Need this!

Wasabi
[Freaking out]

Hey, you can't do that! This is anarchy! SOCIETY HAS RULES! [Chases after GoGo]

[Confused by their names]

"Honey Lemon"? "GoGo"? "Wasabi"?

Wasabi
[Annoyed]

I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people! ONE! TIME!

[Chuckles]

Fred is the one who comes up with the nicknames.

Uh, who's Fred?

[A guy in a giant lizard suit comes up behind Hiro.]

This guy! Right here! [Hiro turns around and shrieks in surprise] Ah, ah, don't be alarmed. [lifts up his costume head] It is just a suit. This is not my real face and body. [shakes Hiro's hand] The name's Fred! School mascot by day, but by night... [does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying] I am also the school mascot.

So, what's your major?

No, no, no, no, I'm not a student. But I am a major science enthusiast. I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that could turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's "not science".

I-It's really not.

Yeah, and I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either, is it?

Wasabi

Nope.

Well then, what about... invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everybody just thinks you're crazy.

Wasabi

Just stop.

[Today's the day for Hiro to show his invention to get into SFIT.]

Wow. A lot of sweet tech here today. How you feeling?

You're talking to an ex-Bot Fighter. Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.

Yep! He's nervous.

Ohǃ

Ah, you have nothing to fear, little fellow.

He's so tense!

No, I'm not!

Relax, Hiro. Your tech is amazing! Tell him, GoGo!

[Deadpan]

Stop whining, woman up.

I'm fine!

Wasabi

What do you need, little man? Deodorant? Breath mint? Fresh pair of underpants?

Underpants? You need serious help.

Wasabi

Hey, I come prepared.

I haven't done laundry in six months. One pair lasts me four days. I go front, I go back, I go inside-out, and then, I go front and back.

[Wasabi dry heaves. GoGo shakes her head.]

Wow. That is both disgusting and awesome.

Don't encourage him.

It's called "recycling".

[The gang is being chased by Yokai.] [examining Yokai]

That mask... the black suit-- We're under attack from a super-villain, people! I mean, how cool is that?! I mean, it's scary, obviously, but how cool!

[Wasabi suddenly slams on the brakes and stops the car.]

Why are we stopped?!

Wasabi

The light's red!

THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!

Wasabi
[The light turns green and Wasabi speeds the car back up.]

Why's he trying to kill us?! [Looks out the car window to Yokai] Um... Why are you trying to kill us?

It's classic villain! We've seen too much!

[Trying to stay positive]

Let's not jump to conclusions! We don't know he's trying to kill us.

[Yokai throws a car at them.]

CAR!

HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!

[The car swerves out of the way.] [incredulous]

Did you just put your blinker on?!

Wasabi

You have to indicate your turn! It's the LAW!

[GoGo glares, fed up with the "safe driving"]

THAT'S... IT.
[She takes her gum out of her mouth and sticks in on the dashboard, then pushes Wasabi's seat back. Hiro stares at her in slight fear. Her actions mean one thing: It's her turn to drive.]

Wasabi
[The gang is trapped in a tunnel of Microbots with the end closing fast. GoGo slams on the accelerator, speeding towards the closing hole.]

We're not gonna make it!

We're gonna make it!

Wasabi

We're not gonna make it!

We're gonna make it!

Wasabi

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE ITǃ

Wasabi
[The car shoots through the hole, and they all scream. The car lands on the pier, and they're safe.]

WE MADE IT! YEAH!

[Hiro finds out that Baymax scanned Yokai.]

Yes! Ha-ha! I can use the data from your scan to find him!

Uh, you'd have to scan everyone in San Fransokyo, and that might take, I don't know, forever.

No. No, no, no, I– I just have to look for another angle ...

[He gets an idea from one of Fred's action figures]

Got it! I'll scan the whole city at the same time. I just have to upgrade Baymax's sensor.

[He gets an even better idea from more of Fred's action figures]

Actually, if we're gonna catch this guy, I need to upgrade all of you.

Wasabi

Upgrade who, now?

Those who suffer a loss require support from friends and loved ones.

[Getting excited]

Ho-ho! Okay, I like where this is heading!

Wasabi

We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!

Hiro, we want to help, but we're just...us.

No, you can be...way more.

Tadashi Hamada was our best friend. We're in.

[Excited]

Ha-ha! Can you feel it?! You guys, do you feel this?! Our origin story begins! WE'RE GONNA BE SUPERHEROES!

[The gang is flying on Baymax to Akuma Island where Yokai is. Hiro, GoGo, and Honey are on his back, while Fred and Wasabi are holding onto Baymax's arms.]

Killer view!

Wasabi
[Terrified]

Yeah! If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd probably love this! But I'm terrified of heights, so I DON'T LOVE IT!

[Deleted Scene] [Hiro is sneaking out of the house with Baymax in his luggage. He opens the window in his room and steps outside, where Fred is there is his mascot costume, holding a grappling hook.] [Preparing to throw his grappling hook]

Okay...

[He tries to throw it, but it falls. He tries again, this time it lands on his head.]

Oh, no, no, no– OW! Ah...

[He tries and fails a few more times, almost hitting Hiro in the process.]

Sorry.

[Annoyed; Whispering]

Fred! Will you just chill with the hook?!

Uh, every great superhero origin story starts with a grappling hook. Even you should know that.

[Whispering]

Can you just be normal for, like, two minutes?! And be quiet! [He lowers Baymax's luggage down.]

[Whispering]

Oh, good call. Play it stealthy. [shouting] ALRIGHT, HIRO! JUMP! I'LL CATCH YOU!

[Hiro jumps off the roof and lands on Fred.]

Sorry, I can't see very well in the mask.

Wasabi
[Wasabi walks out of his restaurant, taking out the garbage. He sees Fred in his costume, with Hiro still in his arms.]

What...? Hiro? Fred? Is that a grappling hook?

[Beat]

No!
[He pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it to the ground. It makes a pathetic "POOF", and Hiro and Fred run off, with Baymax rolling behind them.]

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