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Hiro: [Confused by their names] "Honey Lemon"? "GoGo"? "Wasabi"?
Wasabi: [Annoyed] I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people! ONE! TIME!
Tadashi: [Chuckles] Fred is the one who comes up with the nicknames.
Hiro: Uh, who's Fred?
[A guy in a giant lizard suit comes up behind Hiro.]
Fred: This guy! Right here! [Hiro turns around and shrieks in surprise] Ah, ah, don't be alarmed. [lifts up his costume head] It is just a suit. This is not my real face and body. [shakes Hiro's hand] The name's Fred! School mascot by day, but by night... [does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying] I am also the school mascot.
Hiro: So, what's your major?
Fred: No, no, no, no, I'm not a student. But I am a major science enthusiast. I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that could turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's "not science".
Honey: I-It's really not.
Fred: Yeah, and I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either, is it?
Wasabi: Nope.
Fred: Well then, what about... invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everybody just thinks you're crazy.
Wasabi: Just stop.


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