Benny & Joon quotes

View Quote Benny: Hi, I'm Benny
Sam: With an N?
Benny: Yeah. Two of them. And this is Joon.
Sam: With an N?
Joon: One.

View Quote Joon: We have to tell him.
Benny: What? Tell me what?
Sam: Uh, Benny, Joon and uh and I are uh... you know.

View Quote Joon: You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.

View Quote Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too.
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.

View Quote Don't underestimate the mentally ill. We know how to count.

View Quote Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?

View Quote I am serious. I'm always serious. I'm too serious.

View Quote Mommy?

View Quote Oh, oh Benny, hey Benny, thanks for the couch... um Mike made me sleep under the sink.

View Quote Ruthie, do you got any avocados?

View Quote Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

View Quote You can't bet a human being!

View Quote You know, it seems to me that, I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.