Moira
They can just come up to you when you're not expecting it and ask you, Are you Protestant or Catholic? But it's a trick question, you see, 'cause they don't tell you what they are. And what do you say then to not get a dig in the gob?
Buddy
I'm a Catholic?
Moira
Wrong. That's exactly what they think you will say. They think you're trying to bluff them. But you have to double-bluff them.
Buddy
How?
Moira
You say, I'm a Protestant.
Buddy
But I am a Protestant.
Moira
That's the point!
