Belfast (2021) quotes

View Quote Billy Clanton: We'll keep it simple. You're with us or you're against us. Clock's ticking. You're a soft touch! Time for real Protestants to step up!
Pa: Ach, you're no real Protestant. You're a jumped-up gangster and always were.

View Quote Billy Clanton: You know what the problem is with men like you? You think you're better than the rest of us.
Pa: And the problem with men like you is you know you're not.

View Quote Buddy: [doing long division] Is it 27?
Pop: That's close enough. And now just make sure your numbers aren't very clear to read. She might give you the benefit of the doubt if your seven looks like a one with a fancy tail, right? The same with a two and a six. Right? Keep her guessing. That means you'll have two or three horses in every race.
Buddy: Isn't that cheating?
Pop: No, well, I'd call it spread betting. And if it gets you moved up by one seat to bask in the light of her glory, then you're off to the races.
Buddy: But sure there's only one right answer.
Pop: If that were true, son, people wouldn't be blowing themselves up all over this town.

View Quote Buddy: Daddy, do you think me and that wee girl have a future?
Pa: Well, why the heck not?
Buddy: You know she's Catholic?
Pa: That wee girl can be a practicing Hindu, or a Southern Baptist, or a vegetarian Antichrist, but if she's kind, and she's fair and you two respect each other, she and her people are welcome in our house any day of the week. Agreed?

View Quote Buddy: I've had too much God for one day.
Ma: Your granny says you can never have too much God, you might need him before too long.

View Quote Buddy: My ma says, if we went across the water, they wouldn't understand the way we talk.
Pop: That shouldn't be a problem, son. I've been married to your granny for 50 years. I've never understood a word she's said. And if they can't understand you, then they're not listening, and that's their problem. You know, when I was in Leicester, they said the same thing about me. You know, so I put on a different bloody accent every day just to annoy them. They never knew who I was. But I did, and that's the only one who needs to know. You know who you are, don't you?

View Quote Buddy: She looks at me sometimes, but we're not allowed to talk in the class, so I can't say anything. And then when we go out to the playground, she always goes off with the other girls. Anyways, I think she loves that other fella.
Pop: Ah, you don't know that for sure. Women are very mysterious.
Granny: And women can smash your face in, too, mister.
Pop: Your granny's become less mysterious over the years.

View Quote Buddy: Was that our side that done all that to them Catholic houses in our street, Daddy?
Pa: There is no our side and their side in our street. Or there didn't used to be, anyway. It's all bloody religion. That's the problem.
Buddy: Then why are you sending us to church?
Pa: Because your granny'd kill me if I didn't.

View Quote Buddy: We're going to the pictures. He's taking us to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Granny: What in the name of God is that?
Buddy: It's a flying car.
Granny: Oh, God, I've heard it all.
Buddy: It goes over a cliff, and you nearly fall out of your seat. Do you want to come? It'll be company for you till my Pop's home.
Granny: If God had wanted me to see flying cars, I'd have been born with blinking wings. You love your films, don't you? I was a great one for the pictures when I was your age. I used to think you could climb right inside the screen and visit all those strange places you saw. Like that one in that film. What was that, uh...? Uh, Lost Horizons. Did you ever see that?
Buddy: No. What was the name of the place, Granny?
Granny: Shangri-La. That's what they called it.
Buddy: Did you ever go there?
Granny: There were no roads to Shangri-La from our part of Belfast.

View Quote Granny: I'm always saying to your man there, what's yours is mine, and what's mine's me own.

View Quote Ma: [sitting with family in movie theater watching buxom women in skimpy prehistoric garb] No wonder you brought us to this.
Pa: It's educational for the boys.
Ma: Aye. Raquel Welch is a hell of an education.

View Quote Ma: We can't all leave. There'd be nobody left but the nutters.
Auntie Violet: Aye, and nobody to cook their tea, run messages and wipe their arses. That'd make the violence stop in about ten minutes.
Ma: How could I leave Belfast?
Auntie Violet: I wouldn't worry about it. The Irish were born for leaving. Otherwise, the rest of the world would have no pubs. It just needs half of us to stay, so that the other half can get sentimental about the ones that went. All the Irish need to survive is a phone, a Guinness and the sheet music to Danny Boy.

View Quote Ma: You and me, we've known each other since we were toddlers. We've known this street and every street round it all our lives. And every man, woman and child that lives in every bloody house, whether we like it or not. I like it. And you say you've a wee garden for them boys? But here, they can play wherever the hell they like, 'cause everybody knows them, everybody likes them and everybody looks after them. If we go over the water, them people's not gonna understand a word we say. And half of them, they'll take the hand out of us for sounding different. And the other half, they'll hate us 'cause men here are killing their young sons on our streets. They'll think we don't give a shite. And you think they're gonna welcome us with open arms? What, and say, 'Come on in. Well done for stealing the house off of us'?
Pa: Things change.
Ma: Aye. They do.

View Quote Miss Lewis: Well, I'm pleased to say your times tables were a lot more impressive to hear than your test scores were to read. The whole point of these weekly tests is to monitor your progress. The best will sit directly by my desk, the seat of learning, and the rest of you will view your Sisyphean struggles from the distance you have imposed upon yourself by a lack of application.

View Quote Moira: They can just come up to you when you're not expecting it and ask you, Are you Protestant or Catholic? But it's a trick question, you see, 'cause they don't tell you what they are. And what do you say then to not get a dig in the gob?
Buddy: I'm a Catholic?
Moira: Wrong. That's exactly what they think you will say. They think you're trying to bluff them. But you have to double-bluff them.
Buddy: How?
Moira: You say, I'm a Protestant.
Buddy: But I am a Protestant.
Moira: That's the point!