Skeeter Am I really getting a cherry-red ferrari?
Robber I don't see why not.
Skeeter For freeeee?!
Robber Sounds good to... meeeee?
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Violet Nottingham Skeeter? Skeeter Bronson?
Skeeter Yes, ma'am. Skeeter Raining gumballs?
Patrick Why not? It's a bedtime story: anything can happen.
Skeeter Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do. [imaginary wind chimes sound] Bobbi You go into a magical cave.
Skeeter Caves are nice.
Bobbi And Abe Lincoln's there.
Skeeter Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!
Skeeter Yes, ma'am. Skeeter Raining gumballs?
Patrick Why not? It's a bedtime story: anything can happen.
Skeeter Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do. [imaginary wind chimes sound] Bobbi You go into a magical cave.
Skeeter Caves are nice.
Bobbi And Abe Lincoln's there.
Skeeter Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!
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