George Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
Stanley Moon: Including what?
George Spiggott: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
Stanley Moon: I don't know what to believe.
George Spiggott: Not me, Stanley, believe me!
Stanley Moon: Including what?
George Spiggott: That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
Stanley Moon: I don't know what to believe.
George Spiggott: Not me, Stanley, believe me!
George Spiggott : Everything I've ever told you has been a lie. Including that.
Stanley Moon : Including what?
George Spiggott : That everything I've ever told has been a lie. That's not true.
Stanley Moon : I don't know what to believe.
George Spiggott : Not me, Stanley, believe me!
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