Butt-head: Uh, do you know where Washington is?
Petrified Forest Recording: [Pointing to the desert] Uh, yeah. About two thousand miles that way.
Beavis: Thanks.
Agent Flemming: Didn't see which way they went. Didn't see their vehicle. I don't suppose you tried to stop them.
Park Ranger: The most dangerous guys in America? No, thank you. I make $9.00 an hour.
Agent Flemming: National Security is the responsibility of every American. Bork...
Agent Bork: Cavity search?
Agent Flemming: Deep and hard.
Agent Bork: Agent Hurly.
Agent Flemming: They're not gonna get away this time. I want roadblocks every road out of here for 200 miles.
Petrified Forest Recording: [Pointing to the desert] Uh, yeah. About two thousand miles that way.
Beavis: Thanks.
Agent Flemming: Didn't see which way they went. Didn't see their vehicle. I don't suppose you tried to stop them.
Park Ranger: The most dangerous guys in America? No, thank you. I make $9.00 an hour.
Agent Flemming: National Security is the responsibility of every American. Bork...
Agent Bork: Cavity search?
Agent Flemming: Deep and hard.
Agent Bork: Agent Hurly.
Agent Flemming: They're not gonna get away this time. I want roadblocks every road out of here for 200 miles.
Butt-head : Uh, do you know where Washington is?
Petrified Forest Recording : [Pointing to the desert] Uh, yeah. About two thousand miles that way.
Beavis : Thanks.
Agent Flemming : Didn't see which way they went. Didn't see their vehicle. I don't suppose you tried to stop them.
Park Ranger : The most dangerous guys in America? No, thank you. I make $9.00 an hour.
Agent Flemming : National Security is the responsibility of every American. Bork...
Agent Bork : Cavity search?
Agent Flemming : Deep and hard.
Agent Bork : Agent Hurly.
Agent Flemming : They're not gonna get away this time. I want roadblocks every road out of here for 200 miles.
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