Alma Are you in love with me?
Huh?
Alma Mm-hm.
Well, how do I know that?
Alma You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma You're in love with Jerry.
Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
No, no! That's not in the movie!
Alma Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?
Elroy Fletcher Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.
When you're walkin' down the street...
Ghostbusters?
What? What is that?
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
No.
I'm pretty sure it is.
Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.
Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!
I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of Robocop.
I was going to make you into the next Marylin Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!
I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.
I'm not saying your uncle is illerate, maybe he just needs to go to nightschool.
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!
What's happening to our 'hood!!
