Admiral Shane quotes from Battleship (2012)

Admiral Shane

We take great pride in honoring the many men and women who demonstrated exceptional gallantry in the face of overwhelming enemy force. Valor and courage were exhibited by so many... that I cannot honor them all. It is my great privilege to recognize those few whose actions deserve special note. Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, Retired- Mick Canales. [...] The President of the United States takes great pleasure in presenting the Navy Cross to Commander Stone Hopper, for extraordinary heroism. Receiving the award on behalf of his brother- Lieutenant Commander Alex Hopper. [After receiving his brother's Navy Cross, Alex Hopper turns to leave] Stand fast, Mr. Hopper. It is my great pleasure to present you with the Silver Star, for your exceptional heroism and gallantry in combat operations. And I look forward to seeing you at sea on a ship of your own command. Soon.

Admiral Shane

Sir, I can't explain this. We've lost communication with everyone on the other side of the barrier. We can't get in, and they can't get out.

Admiral Shane

I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside, but wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, SIR!

You both think this a joke, then you are very much mistaken. This will not happen again; Do I make myself clear?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Gentlemen, give me a moment alone with Mr. Hopper.

What is wrong with you? You've got skills. But I have never- EVER! Seen a man waste them like you. "Keep the ship out of the surf and spray-"

"-or you will plunge to destruction." Homer, sir.

The fact that you know that infuriates me beyond words. What my daughter sees in you is a great mystery to me. You're a very smart individual with very weak leadership, character, and decision-making skills. [Pauses] Do you have anything to say to me? Anything?

Negative, sir.

Enjoy these naval exercises, Hopper. They're likely to be your last. Dismissed.

Sir.

What is it?

I want you to know... that I am in love with Sam. And I am asking your permission to marry your daughter.

No.

Thank you sir, I mean it's...what?

No.

Sir...I saved the world!

Saving the world is one thing, Hopper. My daughter is quite another.

Ye- but-

No means no, Hopper. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for lunch. I think I'll have a chicken burrito. [Gives Hopper a look and walks away]

Sir! I...

Come along, Hopper. We'll discuss the terms of your surrender over a meal.

Yes, sir. [As the two walk off] She told you about that, huh?