Catherine
What are you researching?
Nick
A new ending to your book.
Catherine
Oh really? What's the twist?
Nick
Well, the detective falls for the wrong girl, but he doesn't die.
Catherine
So what happens to them?
Nick
They **** like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after.
Catherine
It won't sell.
Nick
Why not?
Catherine
Somebody has to die.
Nick
Why?
Catherine
Somebody always does.
