Joe Cooper With that new liver he'll be peeing like a champ in no time! Jenna Reed That's kidneys, Coop. Jenna Reed Excuse me, driver? Can you go any faster? Dale Earnhardt Can I go any faster? Dale Earnhardt HANG ON! Joe Cooper Who's this guy? Doug Remer He's my entertainment lawyer. He's helping me with my movie contract. Joe Cooper Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? **** sellout.