Do you have a plan?
A brilliant plan! A plan worthy of my total, utter, unquestionable genius.
Ballerina (2016) · 16 quotes
Most-quoted character in Ballerina (2016): in 11 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Victor (6), Mérante (4), Odette (3)
Do you have a plan?
A brilliant plan! A plan worthy of my total, utter, unquestionable genius.
For the last 3 months, I have been studying chickens. I know how they eat.
Open this door!
I know how they walk. I know how they lay an egg. [as he and Felicie walk to the edge of the roof] There is nothing about a chicken that I do not know. [ripping his disguise, revealing his crudely built wings] Ta-da! I call them... Chicken Wings!
Chickens... don't... FLY!
But they have wings! They must fly! [to a chicken] You fly, don't you? FLY! [throws the chicken in the air, the chicken falls to the ground] Uh-oh.
I'm going to...! Come here, you rascals!
WHAT?! [Victor picks up Felicie and runs down the roof, with Luteau close behind]
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [carries Felicie, jumps off the roof and manages to fly away with the help of his "chicken wings"]
One day, everyone will travel like this! [Luteau rides his motorcycle through the gates of the orphanage, one of his wings suddenly breaks. Victor and Felicie fall and land in a cart full of hay. Felicie's music box falls out of her pocket and bounces out of the cart. The cart slowly starts to roll away with the children in tow]
My (mother's) music box! [Victor quickly jumps out of the cart and grabs the music box. Felicie reaches out her hand for Victor, but the cart is now moving too fast for him to keep up] Victor! [notices Luteau chasing them] He's behind you!
I've got my eye on you! You're not going anywhere!
Hi. Hello. [to herself; when none of the girls respond] Okay. Super. [louder] I'm Felicie.
Felicie?
Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry. I'm... friendly, ever so friendly. And my name is Camille.
Okay. I'm Nora, but everyone calls me... Nora. That's... the name that goes with my face. [laughs] Hey, you should warm up.
Warm up? [shrugs and tries to literally 'warm up' by rubbing her hands on her arms]
Oh my. That is crazy. I'm guessing you're new, my darling?
You can tell that because...? [Before Dora can answer, Mérante enters. The girls quickly gather to one side of the room] Who is that?
You are joking, right? It's Louis Mérante, ballet master, world-famous choreographer, the man who performed the most fouettes ever in a single solo.
Foo-what?
Turns. Really difficult turns.
187 in total. And right after, he vomited!
Silence, mam'selle! First position, second...
What?
Third, fourth, and rest in fifth. Today is an important day. I've gathered all the coryphées together to audition for the part of Clara in The Nutcracker, which will debut on Christmas Eve and star Rosita Mauri.
Rosita? Rosita Mauri? Oh, I don't believe it.
So, every girl in this room has a chance to dance in my new ballet... [points his cane at Felicie] ...except you. You've all worked hard... [points his cane again] ...except you. You are here because of talent and guts...
Except me.
Exactly. Starting tomorrow, we'll have an audition. One of you will be eliminated each day. So, tomorrow, little rich girl, no matter what strings you've pulled to get here, [turns around] that will be...YOU.
Why?
Just do it.
You don't want me to dance?
No talking. Jump and ring the bell. [Felicie obeys] Again.
You said we were going to train.
This is it. Again. [Felicie shrugs, then jumps and rings the bell again] Felicie, you lack precision and finesse. You have little or no sense of rhythm. You're without balance, grace, and charm. [as she says this, she pours water around Felicie, creating a puddle]
Come on! You can't tell all that from one jump! Can you? [Odette doesn't answer; Felicie hangs her head in shame] You can.
On the good side, you have the energy of a bullet. But you also have the lightness of a depressed elephant.
Hey! Mérante used exactly the same phrase!
After 10 years of cleaning, you pick stuff up. Okay, now jump up, ring this bell, land, and do not splash the water.
That's impossible.
So, here's my office, the home of big ideas and genius. [leads her to a desk with blueprints on it] For example, here we see the plans for Chicken Wings version 3. [He leans on the desk and slips, falling to the floor and sending his blueprints flying. He quickly gets back up and awkwardly continues the tour] At the moment, my boss and I are working on several... Uh... important... [giggles nervously and fiddles around with a nutcracker] Inventions. [loses his grip and the nutcracker hits a bookshelf, breaking it] He... uh... [doesn't look where he's going and accidentally steps into an empty bucket] He calls me his ideas man. [clears his throat]
You know how to use all this stuff?
Uh, not yet. But I... I have a chair. [sits down in his chair and spins around, finally getting the bucket off his foot]
Hey, Victor.
So the pencils all need sharpening and the boss wants us to polish his boots for tomorrow.
So your boss calls you his ideas man, huh?
Well... Uh... He has the ideas. [absentmindedly puts a screw in the pencil sharpener] And I think they're great. But it's a start.
Hey, Victor. You were right for once. Dreams can come true.
Ha ha ha ha, huh...
Are you doing dance or kung fu? [chuckles]
You are so funny. [stands up, then introduces Victor to Odette] This is Victor. We escaped from the orphanage together.
Hello. I am loving your apron. [kisses her hand]
Ugh. It seems that you were going out tonight.
Yep.
Bring her back late and you'll be 6 inches smaller.
Of course, of course, of course. It's a quiet, sober, quiet, sober thing.
I love it here! Let's party! [starts to dance on the tables]
Yeah! Wow! Look at her go!
You're a lucky guy!
I hope that tomorrow you act with a little more dignity. [starts to walk out] Anyway, tonight was... [puts his hat back on and smiles] A good performance.
Thank you, sir.
You...traitor! You knew this. You stabbed me in the back. You are sacked!
SILENCE! [pause] Alright, like it or lump it, here is my deal. [to Camille] Miss Le Haut, you may enter the coryphée class starting tomorrow. And you will also be in the auditions for the part in The Nutcracker. [to Regine] But I want to be clear, if you sack Madame Odette, I will sack Camille. [walks to Felicie] You! You made a terrible start to the classes. And you have lied and cheated to be here. [Felicie sulks briefly] But...you have also shown great promise. And you've worked hard and shown your dedication. You must have a good teacher. [looks at Odette, then back at Felicie] So you may also stay in the auditions. If you get the part in The Nutcracker fair and square, you may become a coryphée too. If you fail to get the part, then you must leave the Opera. Is that clear?
Yes.
Then, Felicie Lebraz from Brittany, your future at the Opera is in your hands. [he walks out of the room, Felicie and Odette follow]
Get that part! [puts her hand on Camille's shoulder] Do you hear me? I want vengeance. I will have it. [grabs Camille's arm]
Leave it. Give it back.
Don't make the same mistake. [puts the music box back in her pocket and starts to walk away]
Why are you leaving? Scared of being humiliated?
Looks like you need more training. [uses her broom to stretch her body] You're nowhere near ready. [drops her broom as she and Camille circle each other on tiptoes]
I'm going to show you what a real dancer looks like.
Are you sure about that?
Quiet! Tonight, these seats will be full! Paris will be looking at me! Adoring me!
Or not.
Only one way to find out. Right here. Right now.
Oh my god. [rushes out of the room and shouts to the others in the building] BATTLE!
Impressive, ladies! But let me ask you both an important question. Why do you dance?
I dance because... [less confident] I dance because... Because... [meekly] My mother makes me?
Because it's always been a part of my life. It was there with my mom when I was a baby. It's here now thanks to Odette. It allows me to live. To be myself.
That was very honest, Miss Le Haut, and brave. You have a future at the Opera, if you wish it. [Camille gives him a grateful smile] Felicie, tonight, you dance The Nutcracker!
Great job.
Well done, my sweetness!
Okay. Bravo, bravo.
Oh bravo!
YES! [throws her arms around Odette, who immediately returns the embrace]