Amy
[after catching Mike with his pants down in front of the PC]
Oh, my God, are you...?
Mike
No, no, no, I was just checking my prostate.
Amy
You know, I've always wondered what kind of porn you like.
Mike
Why won't this **** window close?
Amy
[Sees Sharon naked on the screen]
Oh, my God, that's a giant bush!
Sharon
Uh, who the hell are you?
Amy
I'm his wife.
Sharon
Oh, shit.
