[half asleep in bed]

Mom? Mom is that you?

There, there now. Just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine hours now.

I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed I went back in time. It was terrible.

Well your safe and sound now back in good ole' 1955.

[wakes up]

1955! Ahh! Your my, m... Your my m...!

My name is Lorraine. Lorraine Banes.

Yeah! But your so, uh, your so... thin!

Just relax, Calvin. You got a big bruise on your head.

Where are my pants?

Over there. On my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

That's your name isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you "Cal."

No, actually people call me Marty.

Oh. Please to meet you, Calvin... Marty... Klein.