Dr. Turner
[Thornton is buying books and treating everyone along the way]
Who is that?
Dr. Phillip Barbay
That... is Mr. Thornton Mellon. The world's oldest living freshman... and the walking epitome of the decline in modern education. The stupid clod thinks he can buy his way out of the gutter.
Dr. Turner
Oh, I think he was just having fun.
Dr. Phillip Barbay
Oh really? I can't wait to get him in my class. We'll see just how much fun he is then.
Dr. Turner
Oh, Phillip.
