Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet [about his saw]
Nice, isn't it? The catalogue says that this little beauty can saw through a femur in twenty-eight seconds. I'm betting I can cut that time in half!
Voiced by Phil Morris 
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) · 140 quotes
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) · 140 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001): in 16 of its 140 quotes
Most scenes with: Jebidiah Allardyce "Cookie" Farnsworth (5), Milo Thatch (4), Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke (3)
Trust me on this, you don't wanna know. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn'ta told me, but you did, and now I'm tellin' you, you don't wanna know.
More lines from Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
8 quotes Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet I got a sheepskin from Howard U and a bearskin from Old Iron Cloud.
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet Moliere, what have I told you about playing nice with other kids?! Get back! I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it. Back, foul creature, to the pit from whence you came!
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet I hate fishing. I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell and I hate all them little bones.
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet [They eventually see Atlantis and are awestruck by it]
Milo, I got to hand it to you, you really came through. [they are suddenly ambushed by Kida's hunting party] Uh, I take that back!
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet [clapping, to Kida after she punches out Mole]
Ooh, I like her!
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet [To Rourke, who just punched King Kashekim senseless]
Rourke, this was not apart of the plan!
Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet Of course, it's been my experience, when you've hit the bottom, the only place left to go is up.
Scenes with Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet
7 scenesSomeone needs to talk to that girl.
Mole
I will go!
Vinny
Someone with good people skills.
Mole
I will do it!
Dr. Sweet Someone who won't scare her away.
Mole
I volunteer!
Packard Someone who can speak the language.
Mole
For the good of the mission, I will go!
[to Milo, who is not paying attention]
Good man, Thatch. Thanks for volunteering.
[Mole cries]
Sweet Hold on, back up! Are you saying this whole volcano can blow at any time?
Mole
No, no, no, no. That would take an explosive force of great magnitude.
Vinny
[Everyone looks at Vinny, who is fiddling with a time bomb.]
Maybe I should do this later, huh?
Sweet The name's Sweet, Joshus Sweet. Medical officer.
Yeah. Milo Thatch.
Sweet Milo Thatch, you're my three o'clock! [reaches into his back and pulls out a saw] Well, no time like the present.
Sweet Nice, isn't it? The catalogue says that this little beauty can saw through a femur in 28 seconds. I'm betting I can cut that time in half! [puts the saw away and comes out with a tongue depresser] Now, stick out your tongue and say "Ah"!
Well, I don't-- [gahs then grunts as Sweet puts the stick into his mouth]
Sweet So where're you from? [Milo grunts something] Really? I have family up that way! Beautiful country up there! You do any fishing?
Oh...a little...
Sweet Me? I hate fishing. I hate fish. Hate the taste, hate the smell and I hate all them little bones. [as he speaks he does several things from puting the depresser away to taking Milo's pulse, then finally pulls up two bottles] Here, I'm gonna need you to fill these up.
Packard
[on tannoy]
Would Milo Thatch please report to the bridge?
Thank you... I mean, nice meeting you. [runs off]
Sweet [watching Milo run off]
U-huh, nice meeting you too.
[Mole watches quietly the whole while]
Mole
[Milo goes into his cabin and lies on his bunk; a pair of telescopic eyes looks at him]
You have disturbed the dirt.
Uh, pardon me?
Mole
You have disturbed the dirt! [Pulls off blanket, exposing clumps of dirt with little European flags] Dirt from around the globe, spanning the centuries! Ack! What have you done?! England must never merge with France!
What's it doing in my bed?!
Mole
You ask too many questions! Who are you? Who sent you? Speak up!
Me, I'm, uh-
Mole
Bah! I will know soon enough!
Mole
Do not be such a crybaby! Hold still! [takes a tiny dirt sample from Milo's fingernail with tweezers] Aha! There you are! Now tell me your story, my little friend. [looks at dirt with his magnifying goggles] Parchment fibre from the Nile Delta circa 500 B.C., lead pencil No. 2, paint flecks of a type used in government buildings, you have a cat, short hair Persian, two years old, third in a litter of seven. These are all the microscopic fingerprints of the mapmaker... [licks dirt] and linguist.
Hey, how'd you...
Mole
[throws Milo's bags and jacket at him]
This is an outrage! You must leave at once! Out-out-out-out-out! [tries to push Milo out of cabin; they bump into Joshua Sweet]
Sweet Uh-oh. Sat in the dirt, didn't you? Molière, now what have I told ya about playing nice with the other kids?! [holds up a bar of soap] Get back! I got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it! [Mole hisses at the soap bar and runs to his bed. Sweet whips his towel at him] Back, foul creature! Back into the pit from whence you came! [to Milo] The name's Sweet; Joshua Sweet. Medical officer.
Yeah. Milo Thatch.
Sweet Milo Thatch, you're my three o'clock! [reaches into his back and pulls out a saw] Well, no time like the present.
Sweet Nice, isn't it? The catalogue says that this little beauty can saw through a femur in 28 seconds. I'm betting I can cut that time in half! [puts the saw away and comes out with a tongue depressor] Now, stick out your tongue and say "Ah"!
Oh, no, really, I- [Sweet puts tongue depressor in his mouth] Ahhgabla!
Sweet So, where're you from? [Milo grunts something] Really? I have family up that way! Beautiful country up there! You do any fishing?
Oh...a little...
Sweet Me? I hate fishing, I hate fish, hate the taste, hate the smell and hate all of them little bones. [as he speaks, he does several things from putting the depressor away to taking Milo's pulse, then finally pulls up two bottles] Here, I'm gonna need you to fill these up.
Packard
[on PA]
Would Milo Thatch please report to the bridge?
Thank you...I mean, nice meeting you. [runs off]
Sweet [watching Milo run off]
Uh-huh, nice meeting you too.
[Everyone sleeping on the tents, Kida appears and hunters with the masks while hunting trip. She look for Milo's bag search for picture to Thaddeus and Milo and he's yawning up out of the tent. Kida and the hunters it startled runs off the tent. Milo turns a flashlight on with the shovel toilet paper.] [Snores in the tent]
The redhead's got a gun. [snores]
[As Milo took the flashlight sees a Firefly hive, glowing flies, he zip down the pants, it buzz off the fireflies then drops a flashlight and squish by shovel toilet paper turns to fire]
Holy-- Whoa! [Fireflies burns a tents and there many glowing flies out of hive] Fire. [Fireflies chases and he alarm calling to everyone out of tent] Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
[Glances at a clock reading 2:00 A.M]
I'm gonna kill him. [out the tent] Thatch, go back to bed.
Get some water on that fire!
No time! Get us into those caves! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Yah-ha! Gertie, pull!
Mole
[It is destroyed by watertank truck, crash his trucks it burns by fireflies, The Hive breaks down to the bridge] [Mole's digger backs up to steering tires squealing wheel]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Sweet [The Bridge crash down by glowing fireflies in the cave, as everyone drive trucks going back down into Big Hole, and hitting bumps ahead get shocked by an accidents]
Whoa! Whoa!
Aah!
Aah!
[the screen cuts to black, and a crash is heard]
Vinny
[Commander Rourke and the others destroy the door to the throne room with a bomb]
Knock, knock.
[Nedakh's guards raise their spears] [Holds Kida as hostage]
Tell them to drop their weapons, now!
[Nedakh, in Atlantean, tells his guards to drop their spears and they do so] [Commander Rourke's men search the room for the Heart of Atlantis]
Spread out! Search everywhere!
You're not applying yourself, son. There's got to be something else.
Well, there isn't. It just says, "The heart of Atlantis lies in the eyes of her king."
Well, then maybe Old King Cole here can help us fill in the blanks. How about it, chief? Where's the crystal chamber?
You will destroy yourselves.
Maybe I'm not being clear.
[Commander Rourke punches Nedakh hard in the chest, shocking everyone including Kida. Nedakh falls on the ground, wounded] [Angry Atlantean speaking]
Sweet Rourke, this was not a part of the plan!
Plan's changed, doc. I'd suggest you put a bandage on that bleeding heart of yours. It doesn't suit a mercenary. [Sits on Nedakh's throne, knocking over a bowl of fruit and spilling its contents everywhere] Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. [To Nedakh] Now I'm going to count to 10 and you're going to tell me where the crystal is. 1. [**** pistol] 2. [Aims at Nedakh, shocking everyone] 9. T- [stops as he looks at the water than back at the book]
[The presence of Heart of Atlantis has been revealed in the water]
"The heart of Atlantis lies in the eyes of her king"? This is it, we're in! [throws the Shepherd's Journal back at Milo and heads to the entrance to Heart of Atlantis]
Rourke, for the last time, you've got to listen to me. You don't have the slightest idea what this power is capable of.
True, but I can think of a few countries who'd pay anything to find out.
Hurry. Get on.
[Milo, Kida, Commander Rourke and Helga Sinclair get on the platform leading to find the Heart of Atlantis]
Jackpot.
[Audrey and Sweet are trying to free Kida. Audrey is attempting to cut through a chain with Sweet's medical saw.]
I thought you said this thing could cut through a femur in 28 seconds!
Sweet Less talk, more saw!
Other characters in Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Milo Thatch
Michael J. Fox
Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke
James Garner
Jebidiah Allardyce "Cookie" Farnsworth
Jim Varney
Vincenzo Santorini
Don Novello
Helga Katrina Sinclair
Claudia Christian
Wilhemina Bertha Packard
Florence Stanley
Audrey Rocio Ramirez
Jacqueline Obradors
Princess 'Kida' Kidagakash
Cree Summer
The King of Atlantis
Gaëtan "Mole" Molière
Gaeton "Mole" Moliere
Corey Burton
King Kashekim Nedakh
Preston B. Whitmore
John Mahoney
The Queen of Atlantis
Wilhelmina Bertha Packard