Assassination of a High School President (2008) · 12 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Assassination of a High School President (2008): in 4 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Bobby Funke (4)
Hey, Francesca.
Francesca Fachini Hey, Funke.
So, what are you doing in the men's room?
Francesca Fachini Well, I thought I might find a man in here. Are you a man, Funke? [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. I just need your help.
With what?
Francesca Fachini Whoever stole the SATs. I need you to find them and get them back. I aced that thing, I know it. I was just in the zone.
Francesca Fachini I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. And for showing me what a douche Paul really is. See, the thing is, I seem to have lost my date to homecoming, and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.
You wanna go to homecoming with me?
Francesca Fachini Well, not like "go" go. I mean, not like for real.
Yeah.
Francesca Fachini It's just everyone already has a date.
Right.
Francesca Fachini Except for the mathletes...and maybe that wrestler with the jock itch on his face. So yeah...The only person I can go with is you.
I still don't see why you wanna go with me.
Francesca Fachini Yeah, why not? I mean, you're like the school's Wolf Blitzer now.
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. I'm into Woodward and Bernstein.
Francesca Fachini You already have a date?
What? No. I just...
Francesca Fachini Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00. And no wrist corsages. Get the kind with the pin. I don't mind a little prick every once in a while.
Francesca Fachini You think I'm a bitch, don't you? I mean, you can be honest. I don't care either way. I'm just curious. Do you think I'm a bitch?
Francesca Fachini Seriously?
Well, I mean, no, like I thought you were, but... and then...I don't know. Now, I think that maybe you're just misunderstood.
Francesca Fachini Nobody's misunderstood. That's just what people say when they don't like who they are. If you think I'm a bitch, then I guess it's because I am. But then I guess you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that you're into a girl who's a bitch.
Francesca Fachini I think you need to come home with me.
You know, I'm concerned about the lack of parental supervision at your house.
Francesca Fachini Yeah? You want to be my daddy?
