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Head of Council: Human. You have been brought before the council to face judgment for crimes against the colony. Read the charges.
Council Guard: "This human-destructor beast hereafter referred to as Peanut the Destroyer did willfully and with malice aforethought crush the food-storage chambers flood all of the lower hatching chambers and douse the colony with the dreaded yellow rain."
[The ants collectively grimace in disgust]
Lucas: Hey, come on - I had to go!
Head of Council: [Banging drum] Sentencing of the human will be handed down by the queen herself.
[The ants bow as the Queen Ant appears]
Queen Ant: Greetings, my children... and to our unusual guest. A human that threatens the very existence of our colony.
Lucas: Wait a second! Wait, wait, wait, time out. How was I supposed to know ants have feelings or families or trials? You're just a bunch of stupid ants!
Ant #1: Destroy the destroyer!
Ant #2: Throw him in the pit!
Little Ant: Let's eat him!
Zoc: No, wait. We are not mindless savages! This human should be studied. And then we'll eat him!
Ants: [Chanting] Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!
Head of Council: ORDER! ORDER! [Banging drum]
Queen Ant: Be still, be still. Tonight, we have a choice. We could destroy this human and make safe this day. Or we could change the nature of his human and perhaps create a brighter future for all ants. I, therefore, send the human to live and work in the colony, to learn our ways. He must ... become an ant.
Lucas/Zoc: What?!
Zoc: No. No, my Queen! What if he does not become an ant? Okay? I mean, come on!
Queen Ant: That would be ... regrettable.
Zoc: But - But who will teach him our ways?
Hova: [Stepping forwards] I will.
Zoc: Hova?
Queen Ant: It is done. Let us continue our work.
[She disappears as the court begins to disperse]
Lucas: That's it? How long am I gonna be like this? I wanna go home! Wait! It's inhuman!
Head of Council: [Turning back to Lucas] Yes. It is.


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