Ben
Christ, you really toasted that guy, Jack.
Jack
Ah, goddamn it. I didn't TOAST the guy! I just SHOT him! For Christ's sakes, don't say I TOASTED him, Ben!
Another 48 Hrs. quotes
Jack
Jack
You got framed. That's what every convict says!
Reggie
Well, what about you, man? They never found that bad guy's gun out at the racetrack!
Jack
That's different.
Reggie
How's it different?
Jack
I'm a cop, you're a crook.
Reggie
Oh, get the **** out of here! Just because I'm a convict, everything that comes out of my mouth is a goddamn lie?
Jack
That's right.
Reggie
So it's just Screw Reggie Hammond?
Jack
That's right!
Reggie
How much of my money did you spend?
Jack
Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.
Reggie
So where is it?
Jack
This is the new car!
Reggie
This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!
Jack
Yeah. I bought the same make, model, year, color, everything the same. That's the way I like it. I get attached to things, Reggie!
Reggie
They blew up my car! They blew up my car! They blew up my car!
Jack
It's a damn shame.
Reggie
They blew up my goddamn car and all you have to say is it's a damn shame?
Jack
No car, no money, you're having a bad day!
Ben
[Kehoe is holding Reggie hostage, using him as a human shield]
Jack, we can work this out! Just let me out of here!
Jack
You're a disgrace, Ben. Nothing worse than a bad cop.
Reggie
Hey, Jack! Thank you for a very pleasant day! Okay, I got no car, I got no money, and I'm going to **** end the day off with this goddamn dope man's Uzi by my temple! Thank you, Jack! Look, this is Jack's day. Why don't you just let Jack shoot me? Save your bullet! Jack, why don't you shoot me? Shoot me, Jack!
[Jack shoots Reggie in the shoulder, Stunned, Reggie collapses to the floor, and Jack shoots Ben dead]
Reggie
[while Jack is being beat up by barroom toughs, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor]
All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over 17 times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't jump in when somebody's getting beat down, but this man Jack Cates is going to help me straighten out the rest of my day! And I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!
Barroom Fighter
Because you got a gun?
Reggie
No, because I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!
Richard "Cherry" Ganz
[realizing Jack is still alive]
No **** way!
Reggie Hammond
Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.
Reggie Hammond
When you've been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about pussy you ever heard.