Chief Wilson
Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.
The Animal quotes
Gay flight attendant
[noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt]
I hope he's on our flight.
Marvin
My handcuffs?
Rianna
You looked so uncomfortable
Marvin
When did you take them off?
Rianna
I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal.
Marvin
I am? Awesome!
Miles
If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know.
Mob Member
I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude!
Off-screen voice
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
Rianna
I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems.
Marvin
She read my poems.
Sgt. Sisk
Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk
When it gets dark.
Mob Member
Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk
Yes.
Mob Member
Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk
Now, if there are no more questions...
Mob Member
Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk
Stay with the mob.
Mob Member
Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk
Right.
Mob Member
Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk
You... back of the mob!
Mob Member
"Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
Sgt. Sisk
Okay, out of the mob!
Mob Member
Ah, this mob blows.
Townie
You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!
Marvin Mange
Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force.
Marvin Mange
Now that's some good badger milk.