Animal House quotes

70 total quotes

Babs Jansen
Dean Vernon Wormer
Douglas C. Neidermeyer

Eric 'Otter' Stratton
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman
Multiple Characters

View Quote Larry: Before we go any further, there's something l have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Clorette: You've never made out with a girl before?
Larry: I've never done what I think we're going to do in a minute. I sort of did once--
Clorette: That's okay. Neither have I. besides, I lied to too.
Larry: Yeah? What about?
Clorette: I'm only 13!

View Quote [Finding themselves in an all-black club]
Otter: We are gonna die.
Larry: Hey Boon, we're the only white people here.

View Quote It's gonna be a different day.

View Quote Otter: You guys up for a toga party?
Bluto: Toga! Toga!
Otter: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov. Note: Bluto's "Toga! Toga!" is ranked #80 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

View Quote [After chugging a bottle of Jack Daniels] Thanks, I needed that.

View Quote Otter: [about Niedermeyer] He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.

View Quote Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

View Quote Otter: Ah, she broke our date.
Boon: Washing her hair?
Otter: Dead mother.

View Quote Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Boon: Leaving! What a good idea.

View Quote Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
Clorette: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.