The following charges are brought: First, that the Delta house did knowingly violate the rules governing pledge recruitment by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week and after established drinking hours.
I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if l may.
You'll get your chance, smart guy. [to Neidermeyer] Get on with it.
Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester, Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.
Half the houses didn't make grades.
You will speak when you're told to, and not before! [to Neidermeyer] Read.
Third, that the Delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members during--
That's not true!
Not another word!
During midterm examination week. And most recently...that a Roman toga party was held from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.


