American Splendor 2003 quotes, page 2

20 quotes · 3 characters
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Harvey Daniel Tay · 7 quotes
Joyce 7 quotes
Toby 4 quotes

American Splendor quotes

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I've had enough bad experiences and growth to last me plenty...Right now, I'd be glad to trade some growth for happiness.

Look Toby, the guys in that movie are not 28 year-old file clerks who live with their grandmothers in an ethnic ghetto...They didn't get their computers like you did, by trading in a bunch of box tops and $49.50 at the supermarket...Sure, go to the movies and daydream, but Revenge of the Nerds ain't reality. It's just Hollywood bullsh*t.

Joyce

Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?!

Yeah, I know I'm not as interesting as The Little Mermaid and all that magical crap.