“Finch, stay the **** away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus.” – Steve Stifler, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 2 2001

Steve Stifler Seann William Scott

[after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"]

Finch, stay the **** away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus.

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