Lady
Son couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad: Excuse me?
Lady
Well that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad: Oh well, we're sorry but you see my son couldn't leave it at home cos he's having a bit of a medical emergency.
Jim
It's ok Dad.
Jim's Dad: Your opinion in his taste in video rentals is not a priority lady, it's a the bottem of the totempole.(Pause) My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn't mean anything to you does it? Cos you don't have a penis, or maybe you do.
Jim
DAD!
Jim's Dad: Sorry it just bugs me when people speak before they think. How're you doing son?
Jim
I've been better.
