“Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up...” – Deputy, American Pie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

Deputy

[Jim is on the roof with his hand in his pants looking at the paint truck but can't get to the paint thinner. A local sheriff's deputy pulls up, chirps his siren, and gets out of his vehicle.]

Hands where we can see 'em! [Jim raises his left hand with the porn tape glued to it] Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it!

Jim

I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued. Sorry.

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