Jim's Dad My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis. [Stands up to the women], but that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis, or maybe you do. Kid Red leader what is your position? Stifler I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass, I'm touching his ass! Steve Stifler Oh, yeah! The Stif-meister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!