8th most-quoted character in American Graffiti (1973): in 5 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Curt Henderson (3)
Joe Whadaya doin', creep?
Who, me?
Joe No, I'm talkin' to the other fifty creeps here. You know Gil Gonzales?
Gil Gonzales? No.
Joe Don't know Gil huh? Well you oughta. He's a friend of ours and that's his car you got your butt parked on.
Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe He who smelt it, dealt it.
He's my man. When I graduate, I'm gonna be a Wolfman. Hey, you know he broadcasts out of Mexico someplace?
Joe No he don't. I seen the station right outside of town.
Joe Check out the snatch he's got with him.
Wimps get all the snatch.
Milner ain't gonna beat that. His time has come. He's gettin' old. He ain't as fast as he used to be.
The Moose Scholarship went to the right boy. You! We were all proud of you.
Joe Uh, we're all done having loads of fun out here.
I hope you'll be taking along with you a little piece of this place.
Some day he'll make a fine Moose.
Joe OK, you got it? You're on your own. I'm going to wait over there.
Now, wait a minute, Joe. What if he hears me?
Joe Shhh. Listen! Look at it this way. Now, you have three choices. One, you chicken out and in that case I let Ants tie you to the car and drag you around a bit. And you don't want that.
No.
Joe Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well, you don't want that.
No, I don't.
Joe Three, you're successful and you join the Pharaohs with a car coat and a blood initiation.
