Mad Hatter
And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter
Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.
2nd most-quoted character in Alice in Wonderland (1976): in 5 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Alice (3)
Scenes with Mad Hatter
5 scenes
Humpty Dumpty
Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
Mad Hatter
She's new in these parts.
The White Rabbit
She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.
Mad Hatter
Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter
Well I don't see why not.
Don't you think you should put that thing away?
Mad Hatter
Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter
You may touch it.
Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter
I don't see why not.
Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter
[rolling his eyes]
I'll share it with you.
Queen of Hearts
[Alice is asking for a fair trial]
A Trial? Where is it written, that we have to give you a trial?
Mad Hatter
It says so right here in this book.
[showing the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"]