Alice in Wonderland 1976 quotes

What is this?

It's my breast.

What is this for?

One day, when I have a baby, it'll have milk in it.

Oh, it's pretty.

A Trial? Where is it written, that we have to give you a trial?

It says so right here in this book.
[showing the King of Hearts and the Queen of Hearts the book "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"]

I want her head!

Please Ma'am, I'm just learning about life, I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head.

You misunderstand me, doll. I don't wanna cut off your head. I want you to give me some head.

Oh, Dee! You're so great! I love you like a brother!

Dum, aren't you forgetting? I AM your brother.

Don't you think you should put that thing away?

Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?

Well... Yes, it's very nice.

You may touch it.

Oh, I couldn't!

I don't see why not.

Well, because it's yours.

I'll share it with you.

Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.

THAT'S a funny thing to call it.

Who's she? I've never seen HER before.

She's new in these parts.

And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.

Dinner in the Queen's box?

Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

She's embarrassed - I think she's still a virgin.

Well if that's the case, she should be embarrassed. I've never heard of such a thing.

Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.

Well I don't see why not.

May my rod and staff comfort thee.

Oh my goodness... Are you all right?... I thought I'd broken it.

We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.