What's the matter, my dear? Don't you care for tea?
Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea, but-
If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!
I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Riddles? [to herself] Let me see. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I beg your pardon?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
But it's your silly riddle. You just said...
THE TIME! THE TIME! WHO'S GOT THE TIME?
N-n-n-no time, no time, no time! Hello, good bye, I'm late, I'm late.
The rabbit!
I'm so late! I'm so very late.
[snatching the White Rabbit's Watch]
Well, no wonder you're late! Why this clock is EXACTLY two days slow!
Two days slow?
Of course you're late! [chuckles as he dunks the watch in the tea] MY GOODNESS! We'll have to look into this. [places a salt shaker over his eye and uses it as a jeweler's eyepiece ] AHA! I see what's wrong with it! [starts to pry parts out of the watch with a fork ] Why, this watch is full of wheels!
BUTTER! Of course! It NEEDS some butter. BUTTER!!!
Butter! Oh, thank you! Ha ha! Yes! That's FINE! Yes, thank you!
Oh, no, no! No, no! No! You'll get crumbs in it!
Oh, THIS is the VERY BEST butter! [throws butter in rabbit's face] What are you talking about?
Tea?
Oh, tea! I never THOUGHT of tea before! OF COURSE!
NO!
TEA! HEHEHE!
Sugar?
SUGAR! TWO SPOONS! Yes, ha, TWO SPOONS thank you, Yes! (jams the spoons straight into the watch)
JAM?
JAM! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT JAM!
NO! NO! NOT JAM!
Yes, sure you want. It's nice to see.
MUSTARD??
Mustard! yes...huh? MUSTARD?! DON'T LET'S BE SILLY!!! LEMON, that's different, that's... yes. THAT should work! Hahaha! [watch starts going crazy] LOOK AT THAT!
IT'S GOING MAD!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, DEAR!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S THE BEST BUTTER!
IT'S GOING MAD! MAD WATCH! MAD WATCH! MAD WATCH!!!
OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, DEAR, LOOK AT THAT!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP A MAD WATCH! [smashes watch with a mallet; scene changes from color to black and white, then color again]
Two days slow. That's what it is.
