Airplane II: The Sequel quotes

40 total quotes

View Quote Steve McCroskey: We're all betting on you. [In another room, people draw their bets as to whether the Shuttle passengers will die or not]

View Quote Ted Striker: We're going to have to blow the computer!
Elaine Dickinson: Blow ROC?
[a smiling face appears on the computer]

View Quote Ted Striker: I got a piece of metal. It's a bobby pin.
Murdock: A bobby pin? What the hell is the man doing with a bobby pin?

View Quote Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.

View Quote Steven McCroskey: Striker? Striker, Striker, Striker!
[a man behind McCroskey strikes a woman]

View Quote Mr. Hammen: I've always loved you darling, but I have to tell you, I was unfaithful to you, just once.
Mrs. Hammen: Oh I understand, darling.
Mr. Hammen: Remember Joan? My first secretary?
Mrs. Hammen: Thats alright, I knew about it all the time. I was unfaithful too.
Mr. Hammen: I understand darling.
Mrs. Hammen: Remember Susan? Your last receptionist?

View Quote Ted Striker: Mary, which passenger is Joe Solucci?
Mary: 16C. Why?
Ted Striker: He's carrying a bomb.
Mary: A bah—[hands fly up to her mouth to muffle her words]
Striker: No, Not a bah. A bomb.

View Quote Ted Striker: Quick, you must get everybody into the lounge.
Testa: But we don't have a lounge.
Ted Striker: That's not important right now.

View Quote Ted Striker: We're not in the past or the present anymore, Elaine. This... is the FUTURE.

View Quote Terrorists At Beginning of film: Watch your step! [as they help blindfolded victims out of their van]