Buffalo Anchorman
[in a montage of news reports]
Our top story tonight: Four alarm fire rages through Downtown Buffalo. Also in the news, Lunar Shuttle heads for the Sun, and certain disaster.
Tokyo Anchorman
Our top story tonight: Four alarm fire rages through Downtown Tokyo. Also in the news, American Lunar Shuttle locked in death struggle. [on the screen behind the anchorman is a clip of Godzilla clenching a Lunar Shuttle in between his teeth]
Moscow Anchorman
[being held at gunpoint]
A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory. And on the lighter side of the news: Hundreds of Capitalists are soon to perish in Shuttle disaster. [as we cut to the next scene, a gunshot is heard]

