I sure am glad they let Scraps ride up here with us, Dad.

I bet Scraps is gonna love the moon.

Do you think things will be a lot different on the moon, Dad?

Oh, it's gonna be terrific! A whole new world. New kids to play with!

Does that mean no more headlines about the rape trial?

[angrily while wrapping his knuckles]

Not many kids get the chance to live on another planet.

No more kids yelling, "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?

[angrily grabs Jimmy's jacket and pulls him close]

Look, a man can make an honest mistake! Anyway she was asking for it! They're all asking for it all the time! [lets go of Jimmy and sits back looking crazed]

(thinking)

Dad never slaps me around at home. It must be his coffee.

(thinking)

No, I've been serving Dad decaf. Hmm. Maybe he's just an asshole.