Warriors Head Coach
What the heck's going on here?
Arthur Chaney
I'll handle this, Josh.
Referee #2
Look, the Timberwolves wanna substitute a dog.
Warriors Head Coach
What, are they nuts?
Arthur Chaney
Dog's a registered member of the team. He practices with the team, he travels with the team. You check your rule book. Bet you won't find anything in there that says a dog can't play.
Referee #1
He's right. Ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.
Buck Willingham
This is a joke! I mean, dogs don't play basketball!
Arthur Chaney
What's the matter, gentlemen? Afraid your team might get beat by a dog?
Warriors Head Coach & Buck Willingham
Put him in!

