Tintin
Captain, can you get us to Bagghar?
Captain Haddock
What sort of a stupid question is that? [gets up] Give me those oars! I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie! I'll not be doubted by some pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog. I am master and commander of the seas! I know these seas better than the warts on my mother's face.

