The Adventures of Tintin 2011 quotes, page 2

48 quotes · 4 characters
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Most scenes together: Tintin & Captain Haddock (7), Tintin & Ivanovich Sakharine (2)

The Adventures of Tintin quotes

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[looking in pistol]

Bad news, captain. We've only got one bullet.

What's the good news?

[aims pistol at enemy plane]

We've got ONE bullet. [shoots at the plane, sending it crashing in the sea]

[sees The Unicorn model ship in mirror reflection]

Snowy, look at this. [views model ship in glass case] Tripled masted. Double decks. Fifty guns. Isn't she a beauty?

Peddler

It's a very unique specimen, that is. An old sea captain's estate.

[reads label]

"The Unicorn."

Peddler

The Unicorn. Many wars sailed that ship. That's very old, that is. Built in the sixteenth century.

Seventeenth, I would think.

Peddler

Named by Charles the First.

Charles the Second.

Peddler

That's what I said, Charles the Second.

Captain, can you get us to Bagghar?

What sort of a stupid question is that? [gets up] Give me those oars! I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie! I'll not be doubted by some pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog. I am master and commander of the seas! I know these seas better than the warts on my mother's face.

Aristides
[Thomson and Thompson have discovered Aristides Silk's collection of stolen wallets]

I'm not a bad person! I'm a kleptomaniac.

Thomson
[to Thompson]

A what?

Thompson

It's a fear of open spaces.

Thomson

Poor man, no wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

Thomson
[Thomson and Thompson rescue Sakharine from the water and into a boat]

We have you now, you devil. You are under arrest!

Thompson

To be precised, you're under arrest.
[Sakharine simply puts his hands in the air slowly and accepts defeat]

[after being nearly shot by enemy plane]

Troglodytes! Slave traders! Mutant malingerers! Freshwater politicians!

And to think, all it took was a day in the Sahara. Congratulations, Captain, you're sober.

Billions of blue blistering barnacles! I swear, as the last of the Haddocks, I'll find that treasure before him!

Do you think it was an accident I took Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing is an accident!

Do you think it's an accident I chose Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing is an accident. We go back a long way, Captain Haddock and I. We've unfinished business. And this time, I'm going to make him pay.