Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.

OK, Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle.

[shaking Bullwinkle's hand]

I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.

I thought you said your name was Frank.

Shut up, Bullwinkle!

OK, Frank.

As we speak, 99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.

What's so strange about that?

Listen to me! We haven't heard from Karen. I think she and Rocky are in terrible danger. Let's get you to New York!

I thought this was New York.

No, Bullwinkle, that's Washington out there! That's Washington!

[looking at President Signoff]

Really? Where's that little white wig he always wears?

[annoyed]

Oh, it's no use.