Pugsley, blow F6. Fire in the hole!
Pugsley
[the side of the house explodes, Uncle Fester falls through the ceiling in his bathtub]
Yes!
Uncle Fester
You sunk my battleship!
Well done, Pugsley.
Wednesday
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Gomez
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Morticia
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Margaux
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The Addams Family quotes
Page 1 of 2Don’t forget to kick your father goodnight.
Yes, mother.
Hello.
[referring to the red balloon Wednesday is holding in her hand]
Wednesday, what do you have there?
I’m not sure.
Strange. There’s usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.
[as Wednesday tries to bring their frog back to life using electricity, like Frankenstein]
Give my creature life! Live! I tell you, live!
Parker
[as their frog gets electrocuted back to life, the the other frogs also come to life, wreaking havoc in the class]
Totally awesome.
Parker
[referring to the frog they have to dissect in their biology class]
Yuk!
I’ve done this thousands of times.
It’s horrible.
Morticia and Gomez
It’s home!
[as Pugsley is drinking from a dog’s water bowl]
Pugsley, don’t drink it all. This gentleman wants some too. [the man screams and runs off in fear] What a nervous man.
[to Mortecia, who is tightening his head inside some sort of torture device]
Darling, is that really as tight as you can make it?
Because you’re my brother, [turning to a creepy dark echo voice] and… I love… you.
I wish something would liven this already tedious day. [the tree branch that Pugsley is hanging upside down on throws him aside] Thanks for trying, Ichabod.