Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [after witnessing the monks celebrating his absence] I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

View Quote Cadby! From the consulate, right? This is weird!

View Quote You know... gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.

View Quote It is the mucus that binds us.

View Quote [sees the hideout of the poachers] Gravy!

View Quote Aww, he wants to go off-road!

View Quote Do I have something in my teeth?

View Quote There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! [grabs Greenwall threateningly] I'm sorry, what were you saying?

View Quote [after parking] Lll-ii-k'a'gll-ove!

View Quote Let's go kick some... [mimics as if to begin saying "ass"]... consolate butt!

View Quote [catchphrase] All-righty, then.

View Quote It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

View Quote [repeated line] Kooky.

View Quote Awww, nobody wants to play with me!

View Quote [repeated line] Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?