Ali If your dad goes out with my mum, you're gonna be dead, really dead.
I don't think it's really up to me, now is it?
Ali Well it better be... or you're gonna die.
Played by Augustus Prew 
About a Boy (2002) · 43 quotes
About a Boy (2002) · 43 quotes
4th most-quoted character in About a Boy (2002): in 4 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Marcus (3)
Scenes with Ali
4 scenes Ali Ali Oh, don't worry, I think your mum is keen on him.
Ali [Shouting]
She's not keen on him! She's only keen on me!
Rachel
Ali didn't get along with the last bloke I went out with.
Ali [Loudly]
He was a liar!
Rachel
All right, Ali.
I used to want Will to marry my mom.
Ali You serious?
Yeah, but that was when she was depressed and I was desperate.
Thanks, mate.
