Nick, you are about to see a horrible, horrible thing.
Nick What's that Murray?
People going to work.
Played by Barry Gordon 
A Thousand Clowns (1965) · 13 quotes
A Thousand Clowns (1965) · 13 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in A Thousand Clowns (1965): in 3 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Murray Burns (2)
My simple child reaction of what you did is that you are not funny. Funnier than you is even Stuart Schlossman, who is my friend, and is eleven, and puts walnuts in his mouth and makes noises. What is not funny is to call us names, and what is mostly not funny is how sad you are, and I'd feel sorry for you if it wasn't for how dull you are. And those are the worst-tasting potato chips that I've ever tasted. And that's my opinion from the blue, blue sky.
Scenes with Nick
2 scenes Nick Nick We got to get rid of him!
Nick We got to! Please!
Nick, we can't. We can't. Aw, kid, I'm sorry. Sorry, kid. I'm sorry.
