John "Hannibal" Smith So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints] John "Hannibal" Smith Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable. "Face" Peck This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!