Bartholomew Collins! The years you spend with Dr. Terwilliker will be the happiest years of your life. But if you get homesick, don't try to escape. The barbed wire around the Terwilliker Institute... is ELECTRIFIED!
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Mr. Zabladowski I am no cog; I don't even like the sound of it. I am an independent contractor.
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Assorted simple tortures
Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil
Second floor dungeon
Jewelry department
Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope
Basement dungeon
EVERYBODY OUT! Mrs. Collins Collins speaking. No madam, most definitely not, your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls, basketballs or tennis balls, ping-pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano!
Assorted simple tortures
Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil
Second floor dungeon
Jewelry department
Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope
Basement dungeon
EVERYBODY OUT! Mrs. Collins Collins speaking. No madam, most definitely not, your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls, basketballs or tennis balls, ping-pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano!
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