I am no cog; I don't even like the sound of it. I am an independent contractor.
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Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil
Second floor dungeon
Jewelry department
Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope
Basement dungeon
EVERYBODY OUT! Mrs. Collins Collins speaking. No madam, most definitely not, your son will not be allowed to bring his baseball. Dr. Terwilliker does not believe in baseballs, golf balls, basketballs or tennis balls, ping-pong balls, snowballs, croquet balls or hockey pucks. Dr. Terwilliker believes only in the piano! Dr. Terwilliker Attention! Attention, everyone at the Terwilliker Institute. Down below me, my students are awaiting our date with destiny. They will not fail, for I shall not fail.
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