You guys, she's picking me up in a hour.

Oh, drag, dude.

She's picking you up from here?

Yeah.

That's **** up, man.

Why?

Why?! Seriously! I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? "Look! He's got a billion toys!"

So what?

And more video games than a teenage Asian kid.

Okay.

[Pointing to an action figure on a shelf]

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's Boss?

That's Oscar Goldman.

Why do you have that?

That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.

Well, that may be the case, but none of this shit is sexy, okay?

I'm not trying to be sexy, man.

[Pointing to a framed poster]

I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?

They did not laugh at me.

Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.

You guys, cool it with the gay! You know, she on her way here, okay?

First, you relax, okay?

Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.

Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.